Fretting over what to wear to Lansing Correctional Facility tomorrow. I’m going with my department for a prisoner Q&A and the dress code is super strict. So of course, there’s fucking Alorinis.
[9/23/14, 5:51:45 PM] In Venere Veritas: WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO ME
[9/23/14, 5:51:59 PM] Alorinis: Jesus, Vikki. You’re latina, how do you not have an outfit for prison?
God I fucking hate you chemicalbydefault
Don’t act like it isn’t normal!
+ Similar personality traits.
+ They would spend eternity cuddling and gabbing about boys, music, jewelry and fashion.
+ There is so much sexual tension it would make a conservative anti-gay legislation pull rainbows from its butt. Like, they are just beauty and love incarnate. If Aphrodite cloned herself and then got into a relationship with herself, that is what this would be.
There are no cons.
They would work forever. There is no equation where this would be bad.
A god cloning herself to make love to herself. Well damn.